Battlefield Earth: David Cantrell’s review
Posted by dcantrell on May 9th, 2005
Five thoughts that came to mind while watching this movie:
- What’s going on?
- What year is it supposed to be?
- ACTING!
- The Federal Reserve Bank of New York has more gold than Fort Knox.
- “And then star wipe to…”
This movie blew. The plot sucked. The acting sucked. And that wipe. Every scene transition used that damn dissolve wipe. It was like watching Unsolved Mysteries without Robert Stack’s narration. Oh, and without a freaking plot.
I give this movie 2/10 because it had that crazy guy from Waterworld that wanted resin and because the boots the aliens wore looked like something out of Final Fantasy <pick your favorite number>.