A carnival of technology

I have to admit that I was little worried about not understanding the story because I couldn’t remember which of the seven Children of the Corn films I had and had not seen. Still, I went in to the movie optimistic that I could figure out what was going on.

I should note that our copy of the film was a Hong Kong VHS rip since the 2nd installment of this series is not available on DVD in the United States. Besides being very grainy and having just stereo sound, we were able to pick out the most important details. During our bad movie watching sessions, I try to make note of the special effects and I also try to assemble some sort of plot in my head. This usually involves indentifying the protagonist(s).

Throughout the whole movie I never could figure out who the protagonist was supposed to be. I think it was the corn since that was the least logical. If you watch this film, it feels like 3 or 4 short films that are thrown together and they happen to connect under a central theme (corn). Think about movies like Airport and Earthquake where you have a random ensemble cast and they are all joined by this central event that’s happening. Except in this movie there is no ensemble and the central event is rotting corn. Not that great.

Some of the highlights of the film including lowering a jacked up house on to an old lady, Wizard of Oz style. I also claim predicting that the combine would be responsible for killing the main evil child. It was. And I predicted it!

I didn’t understand the native American guy. Like he had some sort of connection with the corn that involved a tree and a ghost, but that’s about all I remember.

One of the actors was Terrence Knox (easily identified by his disappearing/re-appearing hot pink shirt). I first saw him in the short-lived TV drama called Tour of Duty. This was not his best work. This movie, I mean. Tour of Duty was meant to compete with China Beach and I think it was better because it had less Ricki Lake.

On the special effects front we didn’t have anything special except for some lame fake blood and that thermal vision camera effect they used in Predator. The corn was capable of this, I think?

What else can I say about the corn? Not much. We did take four breaks while watching this movie. No one objected either and it was difficult to sit back down and finish it. I give this movie 2/10 only because I did finish watching it and the combine did kill someone. It loses the remaining 8 stars because it didn’t make any sense at all.